CRE: Chocolate Ready to Eat

CRE: Chocolate Ready to Eat

Regular price $75.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Tough times call for chocolate.

These are definitely tough times and we have serious chocolate. We also have a plan.

Each week (provided we're still able) we'll come up with a wild, delicious chocolate creation that we'll (weather permitting) ship anywhere in the U.S.A. for free. Keep an eye on our website or social media for updates.

The CRE is our take on the ubiquitous MRE. CHOCOLATE READY TO EAT is designed to get you through the tough times, be it the Zombie Apocalypse or whatever the heck's going on at the moment.

CRE DELUXE BOX $75 (shown)

  • 1 EA Small Bonbon Sharing Box (5 pieces)
  • 1 EA Limited Edition Chocolate Bar
  • 1 EA Traditional Drinking chocolate to prepare at home (your choice of Creamy Dark or spicy Mayan Heat)
  • 1 EA Chocolate Bark
  • 2 EA Zen Brownies (the current flavor)
  • 1 EA Nosh Bag containing dark, milk, and white chocolate pieces
  • FREE USPS PRIORITY SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S.A. (weather permitting)

CRE BASIC BOX $40

  • 2 EA Handcrafted Bonbons
  • 1 EA Painted Chocolate Fish
  • 1 EA Limited Edition Chocolate Bar
  • 2 EA Zen Brownies (the current flavor)
  • 1 EA Nosh Bag containing dark, milk, and white chocolate pieces
  • FREE USPS SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S.A. (weather permitting)

IMPORTANT! When it comes to brownies, barks, and bars, you get whatever we put in the box (surprise!) Please let us know about any allergies, so we can attempt to accommodate.